why did i see this kid and think michael francisco?
New Years Challenage
1. Five things you have accomplished in 2011 Tackling my depression and actually getting help, instead of ignoring it Became an RA and got the best residents ever, even though they are troublemakers sometimes. Gotta love them! Survived Historical Methods Punched a girl in the throat at a Blink 182 concert Got all kinds of nice new clothes that make me look like a girl 2. Four things you...
New Year Challenge
heckyeahtumblrchallenges: 1. Five things you have accomplished in 2011 2. Four things you regret about 2011 3. Three people who you are glad to have met or become closer to in 2011 4. Two memorable moments from 2011 5. One wish for 2012 Happy New Year Everyone! Lets Hope it will be Better than the Last! by love-and-applesauce.tumblr.com love-and-applesauce.tumblr.com
I love my birthday!
20 years old today!
Facebook Conversation with a Resident; I'm an RA...
Me: so is that hanukkah thing still going on?
Jewish Resident: that was rude! and yes, until tuesday... i think.
Me: YOU THINK??! you're a terrible jew!
JR: yeah, imma terrible jew.
Me: thats probably exactly why you dont look jewish, cuz you're bad at it
JR: haha true..im pretty sure thats how it works...the better of a jew u r the bigger of a nose u get..get curly hair and epic beard
This kid is very serious about his Judism... and I got him to make fun of it. FUCK YEAH! love my residents.
Bitch, Are You Serious? →
This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I...– Anthony Jeselnik proof that girls just do not listen!
Anyone out there my friend, we arent that tight,...
… a new American Idiot CD would be sweet. i seem to have misplaced mine forever. :/
The Mayonnaise Jar →
LESS THAN 24 HOURS UNTIL I'M 20 YEARS OLD!!! ......
yes, my bday is christmas yes, it sucks… you do not have to remind me yes, i get less present because people usually get me one gift for two holidays dont you dare say merry christmas before happy birthday to me, assholes.
I'm having a terrible day...
-as per usual, my boyfriend is home, therefore ignoring me until its convient to talk to me -i got in fights with almost my entire RA staff because they never take the time to see my point of view -i didnt get ANY sleep and had check out duty today at 9am -i’m hungry, sleepy and sick -it’s raining and wet and gross (only in glassboro) BUT at least my paper is done! how i met your...
the amazing ass moment when you are just typing...
turnmyswagon: I will get to the end of page twelve before I go to bed tonight. Maybe if I repeat this to myself a bunch of times I’ll be able to believe it/ Or, I could always get off Tumblr and stop doing choreography while I’m trying to do my paper, but neither of those things work for me. i’ve got 11 and am giving up for the night. my brain needs rest. there is no way in hell im...
finals week problems
Me: I'm going to get so much work done today in the library! I'm going to print out my last source, highlight it, and make an impressive end to my paper so I might get a good grade!
Tumblr: lol no.
Facebook: I just introduced timeline! Be mesmerized by it's confusing awesomeness.
Headache: HAY GUYS
Source: yeah, you'll spend half an hour reading me and have no idea what I meant.
i wanna be the worlds best mom
age-thehangover-novak: make the best food, drive to all the sports games, help them with their homework! spend holidays making christmas cookies<3 :D Its all I aspire to be Age… all that I aspire to be.
I'm Very Guilty of Some of These... →
While holding Ruckus, the apartment cat.
Leah: Michael, look who loves you... Isn't he addorrableee?
Michael: Yeah... *kisses Ruck on the nose*
Leah: We should get a cat when we are together forever! :)
Michael: NO! I want a dog!
Leah: But... I want a cat!
Michael: Well, there is only one soluation... we get a CatDog. I'll call Nickelodeon!
I CAN PROVE IT!
*Michael wonders over to my computer as I'm playing Robot Unicorn Attack*
Michael: Not this game again!
Leah: yes, this game again.... DONT DISTRACT ME!
*I crash and explode*
Leah: YOU DISTRACTED ME!!!
Michael: I didn't distract you, you just suck. *hits me on the head*
Leah: Hey! You don't hit a girl Michael!
Michael: I didn't hit a girl!
Leah: Are you saying I'm not a girl?
Michael: .... No, I'm saying I didn't hit you....
Leah: It's okay... we all know you actually wants to be gay...
Michael: Yeah... this isn't working out, you don't have a penis... why do you think I deactivated my Facebook, didn't have the heart to break up with you. :/
aphrodisiaa: why am i still alive? oh wait, my friend caught me and wont stop asking if im okay. … for me, its my boyfriend who caught me.
aforemny asked: If I has not made it apparent yet, I am so glad that I grew a pair and friended you on Facebook. You are totally awesome and I seriously value our friendship. Not really sure if words can describe it properly, but I tried.
The awkward moment when your "friend" who parties...