My Relationship :/ →
This comic hits really close to home, since… Mike and I ENJOY taking the wind out of each others sails. One fucked up relationship I have, but I like it…. most of the time. :P
Since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a...– Tupac Shakur
I’ve learned that you can’t predict [love] or plan for it. For someone like me...– Taylor Swift
You Know What is Annoying?
I follow two pot smokers on Tumblr. Its 4/20. Everything they blog is weed related. Btw: Today is only a holiday because today is the day der Führer was born! ;)
The Only Good Thing That Came Out of "The...
Noah: Well that’s what we do, we fight… You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I’m not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you’re back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing. Allie: So what? Noah: So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s...
That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people more...– Chuck Palahniuk
Party Addicts: The 5 Gentlemen Rules of Club... →
party-addicts: 1. If a girl is dancing with another guy do not attempt to steal her. It is a dog eat dog world in the club and at the moment that guy has fought and claimed his territory. Show some respect. The only time it is allowed to break this rule is if you are clubbing with a girl that is a friend and… FYI… there are two #2. fail.
What State Mottos Really should be
Alabama: “Literacy Ain’t Everything” Kentucky: “Tobacco is a Vegetable” Montana: “The Land of Big Sky, and Very Little Else” North Carolina: “Five Thousand People; Fifteen Last Names” Texas: “Si Habla Ingles” Utah: “Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus” New Mexico: “Lizards Make Excellent Pets” Oklahoma:...
"why are you touching me?!?!"
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to...– e.e. cummings