Whitney: Why did you lie about her?
Alex: No, it wasn't a lie. Okay? I didn't mention it, so technically that is an omission!
Whitney: I never omit anything!
Alex: Okay, in all fairness, how could you possible ever omit anything? You never stop talking!
The Pros and Cons of Rory Gilmore's Boyfriends. →
as a Gilmore Girls fan… i enjoyed this, a lot! :)
"Obviously she is perfect, jackass. And if I catch...
dont you love when i save stuff sweetheart? now even if you delete stuff to save your ass, i can still ruin your life. <3
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have...– Joss Whedon (via pasdedemain)
"WHEN I FALL IN FAKE GAY LOVE, IT'S FOR REAL."
yunholsters: ~Tyler, Men at Work
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