i don’t think anyone understands how much i almost reblog myself going thru my dash…

What if aliens came to Earth, and like… instead of invading us or killing us or whatever, they just all thought we were really cute and kept us as pets.
Mike Francisco on alien invasions
You Should Follow Me If…

- you like funny things and witty comments and “BOOM ROASTED” moments
- you are a fan of Taylor Swift, Teen Wolf, Pretty Little Liars, or AWKWARD.
- Disney and Pixar and 1990s memories are your thing and you still haven’t grown up so you watch new Disney and Pixar movie too!
- you mildly like hockey, because I love it… but I only reblog or blog about it on rare occasion.
- you are an RA and are just about over it now that you are past the excitement of your first year.

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Oh, and I always welcome messages and people to talk to… I LOVE FOLLOWERS! :)

guys... this really just happened.
Me: You best not be late picking me up tomorrow... I'm excited to see you!
Boyfriend: Ima be later then the girls on 16 and pregnant's periods
Cat playing Fruit Ninja - so cute!!!

Cat playing Fruit Ninja - so cute!!!

with friends like these… it’s no wonder i woke up at 5:00am to finish the homework i was too lazy to do last night. booooo me. :(

with friends like these… it’s no wonder i woke up at 5:00am to finish the homework i was too lazy to do last night. booooo me. :(

Dear “‘Merica!!!”…. we actually suck.

Tea Set Detective 

my friend made a movie! help them get to hollywood! this is actually frickin hilarious… love these guys! 

remember kids, teddy roosevelt is OG and you will never amount to anything close to his greatness

remember kids, teddy roosevelt is OG and you will never amount to anything close to his greatness

“i assume most IMs from you are sarcastic…. there is an 80% chance of sarcasm at all times with you”

my friend just said this to me… i dont know how to feel about it, but i know my reaction when i read it was to laugh and i felt the need to punch him in the arm, soooo….

pretty much how I feel about Taylor Swift!!!

pretty much how I feel about Taylor Swift!!!