topgallagher:

WHEN GIRLS ARE LIKE “I HATE LESBIANS BUT I DON’T MIND GAY MEN” YEAH WELL I HATE VIOLENCE BUT I DON’T MIND PUNCHING YOU

uhm… and vice versa. like guys who are homophobes, but will watch two girls go at it are BEYOND annoying. just sayin’

let me just say, i appreciate this article even more cuz it was written by a man. :)

the truest thing i’ve ever seen in my life…

the truest thing i’ve ever seen in my life…

seriously? do i need any more proof that bitches will believe anything you tell them even if it doesn’t make any sense. women, bro… women. i cant even deal with it.

seriously? do i need any more proof that bitches will believe anything you tell them even if it doesn’t make any sense. women, bro… women. i cant even deal with it.

clever :)

clever :)

pretty sure this is child porn… however, smart kid. ;)

pretty sure this is child porn… however, smart kid. ;)

fuckin sluts. :/

fuckin sluts. :/

i’m never been to a prom where some other girl wasn’t wearing the same dress as me. :(

i’m never been to a prom where some other girl wasn’t wearing the same dress as me. :(

haha, the weapon of douche-y champions. :)

haha, the weapon of douche-y champions. :)

Conspiracy Keanu is one to us! :)

Conspiracy Keanu is one to us! :)