let me just say, i appreciate this article even more cuz it was written by a man. :)
seriously? do i need any more proof that bitches will believe anything you tell them even if it doesn’t make any sense. women, bro… women. i cant even deal with it.
this sexual tension is killin’ me, baby! lets just fuck already.

Its not fair! You’re making me into a Devils fan with your vaginal powers!
she’s just not that into you. :)